
'My name is Newton Lewis Erickson and I have an addiction to eating tennis balls. I had been clean for 42 days but i had to eat a ball this week. So because of my actions I am looking at a partial blockage and a possible surgery. My mom is PISSED, I got in my sister's training bag overnight and ate it and left no evidence until I puked all on her bed and sprayed diarrhea in her room while she was at work. The worst part is this is my 6th surgery......now my mom wont stop sticking me with needles. Help me.'
Im going to flippin kill this dog. I mean seriously?!?! His last exploratory and scope was 42 freakin days ago. You would think I literally am feeding him balls and my house is a wreck but it is NOT! URGHHHHH seriously the only thing I could be doing different is him wearing a basket muzzle permanently and that isnt gonna happen.