This is good.....

Why buy from a breeder when there are plenty of homeless pups in shelters???
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This is good.....

Postby ammitnme » Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:53 pm

Subject : [Rotts_N_More] an all time favorite (rescuers will like this)




HELP NEEDED ASAP:

Please help!!!! After two long years of being on a waiting list for an agility dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last, our number has come up and ...WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!!

We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children into rescue this weekend!

They are described as:

One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon.

One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls & little boys but does not like to share her toys and therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training-shouldn't take long at all.

We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them; that is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.

I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here!!! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.

voodoopitbull

Postby voodoopitbull » Thu Feb 03, 2005 7:49 am

roflmao

southern_girl09

Postby southern_girl09 » Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:24 am

roflmao

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Postby SKoth » Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:45 am

Now that is funny!

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Postby blover27 » Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:49 am

We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them; that is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.

I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here!!! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.
holy crap..aint that hysterical roflmao roflmao

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Postby who00knows » Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:50 am

That is great!

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Postby saturn2 » Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:36 pm

roflmao roflmao roflmao

That was a good belly laugh! Thanks.

~Sharon

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Postby luvnstuff » Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:40 pm

roflmao
Oh that is good!!!!
But just in case , I am locking the doors.. lawd knows everything else has shown up at my door at one time or another.
I wouldnt know WHAT to do with one of THOSE! :))

*and have I had waaaaaaaaaaay to much coffee or did Voodoos dog wink at me????

blover27

Postby blover27 » Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:42 pm

luvnstuff wrote:*and have I had waaaaaaaaaaay to much coffee or did Voodoos dog wink at me????
what are you talking about :huh?: you're nuts :crazy:

yuk237

Postby yuk237 » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:53 pm

Thats good I love it! roflmao

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Postby luvnstuff » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:38 pm

SEeee !! THere it winked again!!! (and you hadnt noticed I was nuts yet?) :))

Boo439

Postby Boo439 » Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:26 pm

I see it winking, too. lol It's cool! Great rescue ad, by the way!! roflmao

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Postby pocketpit » Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:29 pm

Very cute lol


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