My name is Baron and I am sad

I have been with my foster lady now for 2 years and I have had NO INTEREST from anyone wanting to take me home. I am a great dog that is easy to keep but needs a home that has breed experience.
ARE YOU LISTENING !

OK, now that I have your attention, let me reiterate............I would like a home of my own, no other 4 leggers please. I can be dog friendly but I can be extremely overbearing which can lead to problems. Besides, I am in my golden year (10yrs old) and I want my OWN home and my OWN people, is that too much to ask ! I am currently living with an infant and am unphased by his crying and antics. I am however not very mindful of my size and would be best with a house with older children. I wouldnt hurt a fly on purpose, I would just crush it with my love.
YOU STILL WITH ME?

Ok, I am housebroken, crate trained and know my basic obedience. It is best if I have a fenced in yard as I see small furries as a fun game of lure coursing and I am sure you would like to keep your arm attached to your body so it is best to keep them out of the yard

I have a bout 15 minutes of energy in the day and the rest of the time is spent on my couch.
LOOK INTO MY EYES.......................

You WILL think of me tonight. You WILL talk about me to your friends. You WILL help me find a home so that I do NOT have to spend another day as a 'foster' dog and can have a home of my own. You WILL NEVER forget about me.
DO WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING????

Do you understand the task at hand? Ok, Operation FIND BARON A HOME starts NOW ! So get busy people, times a wasting and I need my PEOPLE !
Oh and can my stuffy come with me please ?
