There is a dog I groom every 5 weeks, a miniature Schnauzer, probably middle aged. He is more than a little neurotic, has balance issues (if you pick one leg up, he bounces on the other leg or flat out falls over), poops for the bathing and drying (but doesnt express glands, just constant solid poop after another), and his eyes are sort of... buggy and fixed? his body feels very stiff, his muscles are definitely very stiff the entire time, lets straight out, never relaxes, and his belly is literally bigger than his entire body. Just a big round basketball with little muscular stick legs coming out the sides. He is not fat as far as I can tell, just has a huge round bloated abdomen. Its been getting slowly and steadily worse, and the owner claims shes taken him to the vet and the vet just said hes "bloated" (not bloat, but bloatED?, i guess?)
What could this be? its really bizarre and iv never in all my years seen anything like it
