"Hi, thank you for calling the MD SPCA. This is Amie. Can I help you?"
"Hi, Amie, do you teach cats to fight?"
"Uh. I'm sorry?"
"Do. You. Teach. Cats. To. Fight." (said slowly, because this is clearly an obvious question, so I must not be very smart.)
"Do we teach cats to fight?"
"Yes." exasperated sigh. Really. "To protect themselves."
"Uh. No. We do not teach cats to fight."
"Well, do you know who does?"
"Jeez." Hangs up.
I am now organizing a tiny Kung Fu Kitty class, so if anyone can provide a reasonable source for teeny tiny gis, I'd appreciate it. Think of all the money I'll make!